| i adopted a negro!  hehe i couldn't resist...
adopt your own negro!
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| i got back from texas yesterday. it was funnnnn. ashley is my lover. we mutilated ants. and told random people that buddha loves them. and i bonded with the lady who worked at the hello kitty store. and i met jesus at 'whataburger'!!!!!! his name was jesus! but...apparently a lot of mexicans are named jesus and it's pronounced heh-sus. and we were wisconsin prostitutes. and i went to h.e.b. with billie and we talked about politics..lol. and we got beaten up by a marry-go-round thing. and i met sarah (my fetus) finally. and i bullied ben a lot. and some other stuff which i cannot remember..yeah.  great isn't it. i got pictures... but then i left my camera at ashley's house. great job. lol yeah. and casey spent the night last night. she left a little while ago. so now i'm sitting here. i think i'm gonna call jacquelyn or just go to taco bell. who knows. |
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| i feel like updating this bitch. so today in mrs brownings class we had to jump and measure how far we went.....and everytime i jumped i grunted like a manwhore and me and katie started laughing hysterically and i ALMOST had a seizure. but i didn't. yeah...and we watched willy wonka in big daddy decarlo's (who i'm mad at ) class...willy wonka's such a child molestor. i saw how he looked at charlie. uh uh not cool. i forgot...at lunch...anthony asked if his face looked like a pizza and i said yes and then me and ryan started taking "slices" of his pizza face and i was stomping on them....LMAO. wooo. |
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